Airbus A380 impressions

I'm mid-flight on a trans-Atlantic trip on an Air France A380. I've been curious for a few year to catch a ride on the new superjumbo and was really looking forward to this new experience.

How would I describe it in one word? Yawn. There's some minor improvements in amenities and overhead space. Also the cabin is quieter than most, but I otherwise found the flight experience underwhelming and a bit bumpier than hoped. (in fairness, it could just have been today's weather making the flight rocky for periods, but I thought such a big plane would suppress chop, but it seems the largeness of the plane might actually as a sail for wind forces.)

My main impression though is that such a large plane is a bad idea - today's pre-flight experience suggests that boarding complexity doesn't rise linearly with increased passenger count but rather arithmetically. Our boarding and pre-flight sucked - very long, slow lines in the terminal, clogged aisles on the plane, and a delayed departure, though I didn't notice anything to make today's boarding more complex than others.

I will definitely actively avoid the A380 if possible. On long trips, my preference would be:

1. Boeing 747 - still the best

2. Boeing 777

3. A380 - only beats the 767 because of it's higher speed.

I have a feeling that I'll rank the Boeing 787 in the top 2, once I get a chance to ride one.

It appears my lukewarm experience on the A380 is echoed by the airlines - A380 sales have stalled and are unlikely to produce enough orders to reach break even on the project.

Update: the rest of the flight tipped me from lukewarm to thumbs down, mostly because of the deplaning process. Boarding in Paris used 3 doors to the plane. At our destination (Washington Dulles), we used only 1 standard door to deplane. Being in row 47, approximately 469 people deplaned before I me, taking 20 minutes, and negating any speed advantage te A380 has over mid-sized planes.

Impressions of Belgium

Snack time at the Grand Place in Brussels, Belgium

I crammed a quick trip to Belgium in at the front of a business trip to the UK. (trip via extra-quick Eurostar service from London to Lille, France.) Here's a few impressions, as I take the sloooowwwww train from Brussels to Lille.....

-hard to believe that Belgium is <200 years old. The monarchy was founded in 1831 based on a displaced German prince. I'm also not sure if Belgium should exist today - there are 3 distinct parts to the country (Walloonia, Flanders, and the capital, Brussels) none of which make sense together.

-amazing contrast between the French and Flemish parts of Belgium. The Flemish part seemed happier, taller, and the people were less likely to smoke. The French part was more global - many more Arabs, Turks, and Africans, and seemingly a bit poorer, both in Brussels and beyond.

-all that talk about Belgian frites (fries)? They're really only notable for their ubiquity - they're served with EVERYTHING. Frying the chips twice makes them slightly different and arguably slightly better, but not much different. They're often topped with different sauces (I saw as many as 16 different sauces), which adds to the uniqueness. My new favorite is Andalucian sauce. I have no idea what it is besides orange colored and slightly spicy.

-speaking of food, I discovered that I could live on doner kebaps and pain au chocolat - yum! Belgian waffles and beers were less impressive. I'd say crepes>waffles. I also tried a Flemish specialty flammades carbonnade. It's basically beef stew, cooked in beer with sugar, minus veggies, but of course with frites.

-here's something weird: Belgium regulates when retailers can have sales. Apparently July 1-July 31 is the permitted month of sales. Every clothing store has this screaming I their window.

-both Ghent and Antwerp were worthwhile side trips - I enjoyed both even more than Brussels. Both are picturesque, with Ghent's canals making the town special, and Antwerp with a very nice old town center.

-I walked through the EU area and was surprised at the small footprint of the EU, though there was a great deal of construction underway. Turns out that Brussels is one of 3 EU capitals (along with Strasbourg and Luxembourg.) If the EU was a stock, I'd short it. It is cumbersome, dysfunctional, and probably irrelevant. I had a chuckle when I saw the message on the outside of a parliamentary building: "Towards a stronger economic union." How about better, instead of stronger?